10. What are all those pretty lights back there? Is it Christmas?
9. Say my ABC’s backwards? Sure. But you go first and see who does it better.
8. Sho, you wancha shee my driverzh lishenj?
7. Could you please open the door for me? I can’t seem to find the handle.
6. Got any donuts?
5. Did you know that police cars contribute more to global warming than any other kind of car?
4. But officer, driving in a straight line is SOOOO boring!
3. Here . . . have a beer, officer.
2. No. You give me your driver’s license and registration.
And now for the number one thing not to say when being stopped for DUI:
1. You want me to close my eyes and touch my WHAT?
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